Simon Caine; noun. A 31-year-old male who uses stand up comedy to express ideas about his life, insecurities, failures and attempts to get a commercially viable career in the entertainment industry. He’s now an “adult”, but still feels 18 in his head. This leads him to be childish, competitive and have a short atte… is that a dog? brb
If you like Pina coladas, and deep emotional pain. If you get anxious in public, come down and see Simon Caine.
“What you’re doing is great… the problem is nobody understands it yet.” – Dave TV Comedy Commissioner.
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